Product Name: Unpleasant Tidings Greeting Card
Embrace the cheeky side of the holiday season with our "Unpleasant Tidings" greeting card! Forget traditional sweetness and step into the shadowy corners of festive fun with this uniquely daring offering.
At the heart of each card is a playful poem that deviates from the saccharine norms of the season: amidst the classic scenes of twinkling lights and expected joy, it introduces a twist to the Yuletide rule. This card humorously suggests the inclusion of coal, black as the night's guise, in your holiday cookies as a naughty surprise. It's a crunchy, sooty, holiday compromise that's sure to evoke laughter and a sense of rebellious delight.
Printed on high-quality paper, each card provides ample space for your own mischievous message, continuing the theme of unexpected holiday humor. It's the perfect card for those who appreciate a little jest in their festivities and aren't afraid to deviate from the traditional holiday script.
Send an "Unpleasant Tidings" greeting card this season, and ensure that your holiday wishes are received with a smile and a playful side-eye. It's not just a card; it's a new holiday tradition for those who dare to be different. Merry 'Coal-mas' to all, and to all a delightfully playful night!
|4.25" x 5.5" (Vertical)
.: Material: 271gsm uncoated paper
.: One size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
.: Horizontal and vertical options available
.: Available with printing on the outside and inside
.: Each card can be customized with a specific design
.: Matching white envelopes included
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts